There are so many punch lines to this one that I couldn’t decide which to use. Instead, I just left it without any. I’ll let you fill in your own.
Read MoreThere was a time when a line like this one would have just gotten me an exasperated eye roll. Now I get the 5-year-old equivalent of a body slam.
Read MoreAs far as crimes go, this one is about as minor as it gets, and what better way to practice your bluffing skills?
Read MoreMe, competitive? Nah… But that doesn’t keep me from winning every once in a while.
Read MoreI suppose we all have our little fears, but this one is really odd.
Read MoreWhat would you do if you saw a chance to score some easy points with your kids? You’d take it, right? Me too.
Read MoreAt long last, I have finally come up with a good answer to the question of whether or not I’m more famous than Julie Compton.
Read MoreWhen was the last time you saw a perfect smile? They’re powerful things… This story is in the Chronicle. When you click the link in the tale you’ll be taken to the story at the Chronicle’s web site.
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