Archive for June, 2010

A Sign of Things to Come

Monday, June 28th, 2010

We went to Fantasy of Flight last Father’s Day, and had lots of fun exploring all the planes and exhibits. Towards the end, though, as we were wandering around a large hangar filled with all sorts of planes, I was getting a little hot and tired. So, when we saw a plane painted like a giraffe, I  decided to take the ultimate parent cop-out.

“Hey big guy,” I said to my oldest. “Could you go read the sign for that one and tell me what it is?”

Each plane had a sign with a couple paragraphs giving details about the plane, along with personal observations from the owner of Fantasy of Flight (at least I think he’s the owner). The signs are fascinating and go a long way towards transforming a bunch of old planes into a bunch of great stories.

I chatted with my folks as my oldest dutifully ran off to read the sign. We looked at more planes, and then realized that my oldest still hadn’t returned.

Looking back at the giraffe plane, I saw that a woman had joined him at the sign. She was a classic Florida girl: blonde hair, deep tan, thin white shirt over a brightly colored bikini. My seven-year-old was leaning into her as she read to him.

My mom hustled over to thank the woman and retrieve the big guy.

“What were you doing?” I asked as he walked back. “You know how to read.”

He shrugged.

“Well, what was the story? What did the sign say?”

He looked at me blankly. “Sign?”


My Bad

Friday, June 25th, 2010

A little while back, my wife and I were joking around and I pulled out the old “aren’t you supposed to obey your husband” line.

Unfortunately, my kids were there.

“Why did he say you should obey him?” my oldest asked.

“Yeah,” his little brother chimed in, “and what does obey mean?”

Some people,” I said, “think that wives are supposed to do what their husbands say.”

“But not us,” my wife said.

The little guy nodded emphatically. “Yeah,”  he said, pointing at me, “cause you have to do what she says.”

Sigh.


Who Me?

Monday, June 21st, 2010

As we were eating dinner the other day, we heard a suspicious slurping sound coming from behind my seven-year-old’s chair. It was accompanied by the jingling of dog collars.

The big guy was doing his best to look casual, looking at the ceiling, eyebrows raised, the hints of a secret smile playing on his face.

“Did you just give your peas to the dogs?” my wife asked.

“Huh? What?” He looked over his shoulder as if she might be talking to someone behind him, then back at her, his face innocent and wide-eyed. “You mean me?”

I had to admire his composure, but he couldn’t maintain it. First he started to smile, then a nervous laugh snuck out, then he collapsed into his chair, laughing.

I refrained from pointing out that the whole “you must be talking to someone behind me” approach works much better when there is, in fact, someone behind you.

There are, after all,  some lessons that the kids should learn on their own.


Waiting Room Games

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Today’s Tale is in the Chronicle. Click here to read it!

Terms for Searchers: Waiting room, doctor, Leapster, competition, win, read, books


Scary Movie

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Our oldest son used to have lots of nightmares. I think he still has them, but for the most part he deals with them himself.

Earlier this year, we had a bizarre episode. The big guy woke us up in the middle of the night, banging through our bedroom door and running right to our bed.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

He didn’t say anything, just crawled into our bed.

“Nightmare?”

“Yeah,” he said.

“Wanna talk?”

“It was a giant bacteria and everything it touched turned into a bacteria and we were shooting at it, but it wasn’t stopping.”

“Yikes,” I said. “Where did that come from?”

He closed his eyes and nestled into his momma. “The dentist movie.”

I found out the next day that they had watched a movie at school about the importance of brushing, complete with animated bacteria attacking the teeth.

He’d had a nightmare about a dental hygiene movie.

Note to self: keep son away from the evening news.