There are certain conversations that need very little introduction. Here was one between my two year and myself. It occurred as I was putting him to bed…

“Daddy?”

“Yes?”

“Tomorrow, I’m going to be bad.”

“Oh yeah?

“Yeah. For two minutes. I’m going to be bad for two minutes.”

“Oh.”

“I’m going to tell momma, okay? I’ll tell momma.”

“No, let’s not. Let’s keep this our little secret.”

“Secret?”

“Yep, just between you and me.”

“Oh, okay.”

Okay, so I’m not so good at keeping secrets.