Yesterday when I went out to shoot some hoops with my six-year old, I noticed that our basketball hoop had been raised to the full ten feet.

“Hey big guy,” I said. “Want me to lower it? That’s the height the pros use.”

He looked at me, then the hoop, then threw the basketball in: a perfect swish.

“Ha!” he shouted. “The pro is here!”

Fair enough. Now if only we could get some to play for the Magic…