In which my darling children take my delicate ego into their loving hands, and then do their very best to shred it to bits. Enjoy!
Read MoreThe big guy was embarrassed by this one, but he shouldn’t have been. There was simply nothing he could do.
Read MoreWhat could be better than taking the kids shopping to pull together the perfect dinner? Just about anything.
Read MoreWhen it comes to practical jokes, I think the best ones might be the ones that aren’t planned.
Read MoreWhat is it about cooking that makes people turn competitive? Does it really matter who is better at cooking eggs?
Read MoreEvery once in a while, even the best of dads can be overwhelmed by a bad impulse. That’s normal, right? Right? Anyone?
Read MoreToday’s tale has something for everyone: dinosaurs, astronomy, storytelling, spaceships. The toughest part was writing it in a way that the Chronicle could publish it. There are certain words that the newspaper doesn’t want to print, and this story revolves around one of those words.
Read MoreI have to remember this one the next time it’s my turn to do dishes…
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