If you haven’t read part 1, go check it out. After making several more random turns, we found ourselves on a highway headed south. Once I explained the concepts of exits and how they were numbered, we decided to pick the number 27, and took that exit. Ten minutes later (or so), we spotted a […]
Read MoreThose Tolkien fans out there might recognize this quote: He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was like a great river; its springs were at every doorstep, and every path was its tributary. “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,” he used to say. “You step into […]
Read MoreHere’s a mildly disturbing conversation I had with my 6-year old son a week or so ago. After trying everything I could think of to get him to talk about his day, I finally asked about his ride home on the school bus. “Okay, how about the bus ride? Anything happen on the bus?” “Yeah,” […]
Read MoreHere’s a fun one from a little while back. It happened after my oldest had his tonsils out. My youngest and I were eating breakfast before he went to school. His brother was still asleep and his momma was off walking the dogs. Cue the scene… The little guy took a long drink of chocolate […]
Read MoreOur bedtime routine is pretty well established. It ends with me leaving the room, and the kids’ momma singing ”Stay Awake” (from Mary Poppins) while they fall asleep. Occasionally my wife is not available, leaving me with the honor of doing the last song. For a long time, I used my own variant of “rock-a-bye baby”: […]
Read More[This tale is running in today’s Chronicle – but it’s not in their online version.] DaddyTales: Flying SoloBy Patrick Matthews I generally enjoy flying solo with the kids. I view it as a chance to get some special one-on-one time with the kids. So when my wife said she’d be gone for five days, I […]
Read MoreOver the years, we’ve accumulated quite a few plastic “kits”. Among them are doctor’s kits, barber kits, veterinary kits, and dentist kits. For the most part, they don’t get much attention any more, but every once in a while the kids decide to be doctors. Usually, I’m the recipient of their tender ministrations (click here […]
Read MoreWe watched Chicken Little this past weekend. It’s a fun movie with lots of crazy characters and memorable lines. Among the zaniness is The Ugly Duckling. “I didn’t like the Ugly Duckling,” my six-year old announced this morning. “Why not?” “Cause she’s ugly!” Hmm… Lesson time. “Yeah, but she was nice. What matters is what […]
Read MoreAs some of you may know Lent just started. When the boys came back from Sunday school last weekend, we asked them about it. “I know!” my oldest said. “I know the story of Lent!” “The story of Lent?” To be honest, I don’t know the “story of Lent.” I mean, I know what Lent […]
Read MoreThe other night, as we were eating dinner, my six-year old turned to his mother. “Mom,” he said. “I wish you were younger.” “Why’s that?” she asked. “Because then I could marry you.” “No,” his little brother shouted. “You can’t marry your family.” He gestured dramatically with his hands. “It’s not allowed.” I wish I could […]
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