The All Important Pocket
A month or so ago, our three year old made an important discovery. I was in Maryland at the time, talking on the phone with his mom. I could hear him demanding the phone in the background. After a little while of trying to fight it, his mom acquiesced.
“Daddy!” He shouted. “Guess what?”
“They have a pocket!”
“A pocket for my penis!”
I had no response.
“Isn’t that crazy?” He laughed.
“You know what?” I said, pretending to make a discovery, “Mine do too!”
Yeah, guys get all the coolest stuff.