Working upstairs at home, I get to overhear some interesting moments in my kids life. The other day, I heard an all-time classic.

It started with a loud crash, complete with the sound of breaking glass.

A moment of silence followed the crash, and then I heard my oldest son’s voice raised in an urgent and convincing shout: “I didn’t do it! I didn’t! I just touched it! That’s all! I didn’t do it! I didn’t!”

Heh. Good luck with that one, kiddo. Let me know how it works out for you.