As the boys and I were walking through the Central Florida Fair yesterday, I noticed my youngest do a little sidestep and slam his shoulder into his older brother.
I quickly stepped between them. “What are you doing? He’s like twice your size!”
He shrugged, grinned, and slammed his shoulder into me.
“Oh yeah!” He was still grinning, clearly thinking this was some new and silly game he’d invented.
“Okay.” I stepped slowly and deliberately out from between them.
My oldest’s eyebrows shot up. He lowered his head toward his brother and gave an evil chuckle.
“Oh no!” The little guy ran around behind me. “Oh no! He’s going to kill me!”