JAN
3
2007

Toddler Courtship

One evening during these past holidays we had a few friends over. Among them was a little girl who is just about the same age as C. They played together pretty well, with N trailing along after them, while the adults mingled, chatted, and watched a little football. Eventually, however, things broke down. The little […]

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JAN
1
2007

Desperate Resolution

During our first go round with potty training, we quickly came to the realization that cleaning a training potty is a truly unpleasant job. In fact, I only did it once before heading out to the store to by a kid seat that fit on the regular toilet. Flushing is infinitely preferable to scrubbing. Kids […]

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DEC
29
2006

Jedi Baby

This is a look back to what was one of the final duels between N & myself. Fortunately, he chose his weapon poorly. This tale was published in the Seminole Chronicle. Click here to read it! Keywords: Strangely Serious, Battle, Spoons Related Tales: Battle! and N Update

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DEC
27
2006

It’s safer in the manger

The boys and I watched White Christmas one evening during the week leading up to Christmas. I don’t know if you remember White Christmas or not, but the opening scene ends with bombs dropping out of the sky. Nothing graphic or horrible happens, but the boys were petrified. They didn’t know what was going on. I said […]

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DEC
13
2006

Slow Burn

C was (and is) a fighter. If he wants something (or doesn’t want to do something), he’ll go right up against you and not back down. I’ve seen him match grownups (myself included) shout for shout. Once defeated, however, he moves on to the next thing. With his little brother, well… things are different. The […]

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DEC
11
2006

No Mercy

In case you ever wondered, children have no mercy with their parents. It’s simply not a part of their makeup. Once they get the upper hand, the idea of easing back doesn’t even come into their tiny little heads. For example, we were finishing up breakfast the other day when C looked over at me and said […]

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DEC
8
2006

A Mistake

Not too long ago, we were sitting at the kitchen table after dinner when the subject of mistakes came up. “Mistake” is a relatively new word to the kids and they were trying it out. I was mostly staying out of the conversation. It had been something of a long day at work, and I […]

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DEC
4
2006

Spiderman

I’m not really fond of heights. In fact, you could say that I’m downright scared of them. Over the years, I’ve tried pretty hard to overcome this little problem with the appropriate outdoor activities: skiing, mountain climbing, rock climbing, roller coasters, etc. It has, for the most part, worked. I’m still scared of heights, but […]

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NOV
29
2006

Breakfast

I was slow getting out of bed this morning. When I finally did grumble into the kitchen, my youngest greeted me by shouting “I’m the Daddy!” For those not keeping track, he’s two years old. “You’re the daddy?” I asked, “then who am I?” He thought about it for a second and then announced “you’re […]

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NOV
26
2006

Fast as a snail

C and I are continuing to have discussions over who is faster. Now that we’ve put the religious issues aside, I’ve been having a lot of fun with it. For example, last week C was telling me how fast he was (for the umpteenth time), when I decided I needed to start asserting myself a […]

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