Note to self: the next time your darling son asks what you do best, lie.
Read MoreYou’d think that a little guy who is too sick to speak would be easy enough to beat at just about any game you could think of. Turns out that’s not so much the case…
Read MoreI don’t know if the gift of Parseltongue skips a generation or not. As far as I know, neither my wife nor I have it. My folks don’t either, for that matter, though I suppose the big guy’s other grandparents might.
Read MoreI don’t think there’s anything that would make me angrier than finding out my son is being bullied. Unfortunately, there is surprisingly little I can do about it.
Read MoreI have no idea how long the Hokey Pokey has been around. Has it been a century? I don’t know. It’s silly. It’s fun. It’s embarrassing, and I completely understand why my second-grader wouldn’t do it. He’s both too old and not old enough.
Read MoreDon’t get me wrong, I love to see the big guy getting creative. I just wish he’d channel that creativity in other directions.
Read MoreWhat to do when the kids are driving you absolutely insane? Scare the pants off ’em!
Read MoreMomma vs son. Fast-talking vs. deep insight. Who do you think will win? Stay tuned. This story’s not over yet.
Read MoreNot many of the daddytales have morals, but this one is clear: never underestimate the power of cute, particularly when a waitress is involved.
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