Sometimes, it’s better to just put the shovel down, and accept that you’re standing in a hole.
Read MoreWhat happens when a 6-year old starts thinking deep thoughts? Whacking. And no, you’re not allowed to yell at me for whacking my six-year old. Not until you read this, at any rate. Then you can yell all you like.
Read MoreThere are plenty of laws out there that I disagree with. This isn’t one of them.
Read MoreI still maintain that the original plan described in today’s tale was a good one. I had no way of knowing just how badly it would turn against me.
Read MoreIt’s easy to take shots at the Florida education system, but my kids have been blessed with some truly talented teachers, this tale notwithstanding.
Read MoreI’ve been wanting to try this trick for as long as I can remember, ever since I watched Bugs Bunny do it to Daffy Duck. Thanks, Bugs!
Read MoreHere’s a line to use the next time someone is upset with you – if you don’t ever want to see that person again, that is.
Read MoreTired? Worn out? Need a break from the hustle and bustle of the day? Come to our house – just make sure the kids aren’t here when you do.
Read MoreI gotta give the little guy credit for this one. It was a really good try.
Read MoreWhat makes this one worse is that the little guy doesn’t even know the song. He only knows the first line, and that’s only because he heard me singing it.
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